mynameisnipple:

can i log out of life

supnikita:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

teenscoolest:

you can never “just be friends” with someone you fell in love with.

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

  • parents: *yells at you*
  • parents: *screams at you*
  • parents: *doesnt listen to what ur saying*
  • me: *raises voice slightly*
  • parents: HEY watch ur tone we did not raise u to be so disrespectful this is unacceptable I can't believe ur yelling at us like this what is wrong with u calm down

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

ghcst:

im so miserable but i laugh at everything

sloth-grunge:

becoming self aware of your breathing and blinking is the worst thing

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

alri9ht:

making up for low grades with high calories

metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

hotsinglezombies:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago